I need a computer of my own. Specs? Preferably Pentium 4, 1.6 GHz speed, 20 GB+ HD space, 16 MB video card, and running Windows 95. 48x CD drive, or maybe a DVD drive. Modem. Gotta have a modem, and the necessary etceteras for Internet surfing. And right now, a printer. What am I gonna use it for? Hentai, non-hentai, and maybe write up some fan fiction and print out my thesis. There. Not too much to ask for is it? Yet the gods do not answer my prayers.

There is a Nantuko teaching that says, "Unanswered prayers are answers themselves." The question I suppose, is what are you going to do about it, young grasshopper?