Command and Conquer: Generals rocks! Easily the best Westwood game to ever hit the shelves! It's like a cross of Age of Mythology and Red Alert 2! Call in emergency repairs, artillery strikes, bombing runs, in synch with your particle satellite beams, missile strikes, and troop movements! I played it once and was instantly hooked.

OK. Enough about that.

Um, I have this weird idea for a story that might not get off the ground. It's about this school populated by the following faculty and staff:
School Heads: Principal Kuno, Count Hanagoji, Yoneda Ikki
CAT Commandant & Vice-Commandant: Ikari Gendo & Fuyutsuki
Staff (They don't teach, but they're fun to put in anyway):
Medical 1: Mitsukake & Nuriko (I bet this would shock the male students)
Medical 2: Takani Megumi and Reinard Megumi (sweatdrop)
Boys' Counselor: Ryoji Kaji, Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki), Rimone (!)
Girls' Counselor: Katsuragi Misato, Melissa Mao, Urd (!)
Basketball Team Coach: Coach Anzai
Library Staff: Yomiko Readman and Wendy Earheart (Read or Die)
Teachers And/Or Club Heads:
General Biology: Ikari Yui
Basic Botany: Kurama
Basic Zoology: Ascot
Chemistry, Theoretical: Akagi Ritsuko
Chemistry, Laboratory: Ibuki Maya
Physics, Theoretical: Ines Fressange
Physics, Laboratory: Dr. Minovsky Craft
History: Meisuke Nueno (Nube-san), Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki)
Mathematics: Hinako-sensei (Ranma 1/2), Terada-sensei (CCS)
Shop class: Uribatake Seiya, Li Kohran, Drake-san (Read Or Die)
Home Economics: Tenkawa Akito, Liu Mao-Hsing (Cooking Master Guy), Belldandy(!)
Literature: Mizuki Kaho, Guru Clef(! What would he know?)
Computer class: Shigeru Aoba, Makoto Hyuuga, Romanova Nene
Mecha Brawling: Subaru Ryoko, Daigouji Gai
Mecha Marksmanship: Maki Izumi
Mecha Piloting: Amano Hikaru (Also Manga Club Head)
Club Presidents & Members / Top Students(Very hard to do)
Soccer:
President: Hidaka Ken
Members: Kinimoto Touya, Yanagiba Kazuya, Fuuma Yousuke, Tsukishiro Yukito, etc.
Softball: Chidori Kaname
Kendo
Heads: Himura Kenshin, Kamiya Kaoru,
Members: Shinguji Sakura, Shidou Hikaru, etc.
Basketball Team: (Take a guess...)
Fencing: Ryuuzaki Umi
Archery:
President: Kitaooji Hanabi
Members: Hououji Fuu, Higurashi Kagome
Karate: Kirishima Kanna
Judo: Tamano Hinagiku
School Paper: Hanasaki Momoko, Tanima Yuri (Wedding Peach)
Shop Class Best Students: Mizuhara Makoto, Skuld (!)
CAT club: Misumaru Yurika, Aoi Jun, Sagara Sousuke, Tessa
Rifle-Pistol Team Trainers: Kurz Weber, Tachibana Maria, Vash "The Stampede"

And so on... You get the idea, right? It's just so much fun to flesh out the characterization, I don't think I want to (or can write) a coherent plot for this. But since when did that stop me?